Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Anonymous
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B.Morton
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Adults are just kids with money.
A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
I wear the brains in the family.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
Anonymous
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
J.B.Morton
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
You can't have everything....where would you put it?
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Adults are just kids with money.
A person who never makes mistakes never makes anything.
I’m not as dumb as you look.
I wear the brains in the family.
The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.
